Lights up, "Paris Hilton vision" camcorder shot on group of 4 scraggly looking folks, all conversing among selves. Girl with shotgun walks from left side of camera toward window on back wall. Man at center quites crowd, speaks:
Ben: Well, how do you start a zombie story?
Call me a freak, call me crazy, call me what you will. Hell, you can even call me late for dinner if you want to.
But whatever you do, do not call me an overachiever.
What to say about a summer wasted? As school draws nearer, I'm so ready to exit this summer hell and get back to life as usual. Ha, me talking about life as usual. That's funny, but the comedy comes fr